slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

woodmeat:

*tries to chill*

*accidentally does the most*

People think being alone makes you lonely, but I don’t think that’s true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world.
― Kim Culbertson (via stevenbong)
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.
― Dita von Teese (via volccano)

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up